Why is Burlington so Expensive?!?

So Burlington, you think you're better than Pickering?

Ohhh look at me (Burlington taunting Pickering on the playground at recess), my homes cost 20% more than your homes do, you nuclear crater in waiting. Burlington geese only poop in the lake, you goose poop stained nuclear crater in waiting. And the sweet smell of piggies from the pork rendering plant fills the air, you porkless-poop filled-crater Pickering!

Ah that felt good. Now back to the MLS listings...